kellyoxford:

THESE skeletons of a Roman-era couple buried in a final embrace have been unearthed in Italy. Archaeologists excavating a palace found the remains of the lovers, who have held hands for 1,500 years. The man and woman were discovered in a joint tomb in a palace in Modena. Excavation director…

“I’ll never let go, Jack.”

“Yeah, great. Let go, don’t let go, we’re buried alive in a fucking tomb while Billy Zane and his goddamn bowl cut are laughing it up with Caesar. I’M THE KING OF THE WORLD!”